Brass Hammer

In every garage in America, there’s a hammer that has solved more problems than it ever should have — and caused twice as many.

“Grab that bigger hammer, will ya? This bolt won’t come loose.”
“Wow! That is really stuck.”
“Hold on, I’ll get a hammer.”
“If you can’t fix it with a hammer, it must be an electrical problem.”
“Is that the biggest hammer you have?”
“Just bend it back, I’ll get the hammer.”
“Don’t you have a brass hammer?”


These are the kinds of questions you hear in the modern man’s world. Everyone has done it. Everyone has overdone it. Everyone has broken something with one before. A fine hammer collection helps the world go around, but sometimes it stops projects dead in their tracks.


“Did that just break it?”
“I didn’t hit it that hard.”
“I didn’t think it would bend like that.”
“Must be crappy steel.”
“That wood was already split anyway.”
“Those threads were already stripped.”
Each phrase has a story. Each incident becomes a memory. Each one delays a weekend project… or creates a brand‑new one.

Brass Hammers
In my dad’s toolbox, the biggest hammer lives on the bottom shelf. It only comes out for certain occasions. It’s brass, it must weigh four or five pounds, and it has a cast‑aluminum handle from the Rockford Hammer Company. It’s the go‑to. If it’s stuck, it won’t be for long.
The thing about brass is that it won’t ruin the threads of a bolt the way a hard steel hammer will. That’s the theory, anyway.

The Lawn Mower Deck
Picture this: you’re lying on your back next to your lawn mower deck, and the last bolt won’t come out because the weight is sitting on it wrong. Hammer time.
You wipe the dried grass off your safety glasses, line up the swing, and give it a good whack. The bolt goes flying across the garage and hides itself in the darkest corner behind the garden tools. Problem solved. Threads are fine. Pride is intact.

The Wheelbarrow
Or maybe it’s time to change your wheelbarrow tire, and that center bolt is rusted on like it’s been outside for three years. (It has.) The brass hammer will do the trick. No need for a new bolt. Just some WD‑40 and you’re ready for the new tire.
And in three more years, when the tire goes flat again, you’ll get to use your favorite brass hammer all over.

Some Things You Can Ruin With a Hammer

  • Bolts from your lawn mower deck
  • The cylinder on your storm door
  • The lug bolts on your wife’s van when you’re hammering on the brake rotor
  • Your left index finger
  • The rivet that holds your mailbox door together
  • The top of a gallon paint can
  • A precision‑machined part with tight tolerances
  • A carbide turning insert

“So if you’ve ever fixed something with a hammer — or fixed it again because you fixed it with a hammer — welcome home.”
If you can relate, or have a funny “I broke it with a hammer” story, be sure to comment. And in the great words of The Red Green Show, “We’re all in this together.”

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